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But there are advantages to being elected President. Flann O'Brien "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. O'Rourke A limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical.The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. That is his.' Oscar Wilde As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh." Conan O'Brien Never serve oysters in a month that has no paycheck in it. But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones so seldom are comical. George and his lance, Who killed old heathenish dragon.“ Joist wrote Ulysses and Girder wrote Faust.” 'Tis an old maxim in the schools, that flattery's the food of fools; yet now and then your men of wit will condescend to take a bit.Jonathan Swift The only thing that can console one for being poor is extravagance.Otherwise, we just have dozens of contradictory opinions.Click to Marriage: When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part.Oscar Wilde Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.GB Shaw From out of the mouth of a nun in Ballyragget, Kilkenny when describing a woman in high heels: "She was like a cat on a scissors." He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.

But it gave him such fidgets To count up the digits That he dropped Math and took up Divinity Sir Lewis Morris was complaining to Oscar Wilde about the neglect of his poems by the press. Me darlin' was sweet, me darlin' was chaste Faith, an' more's the pity.It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness.Kenneth Tynan, Observer, Photo Credit: Guardian UK/Jane Brown Peter O’ Toole was once asked what was his favorite Irish food: “My number one choice is Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness.” Peter O'Toole. August 2, 1932) Photo Credit: Daily Mail The most important thing I would learn in school was that almost everything I would learn in school would be utterly useless.President Reagan (RIP) All women become like their mothers. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. anonymous From the Catholic Dictionary: Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. The Saints of the Welshmen and Scot Are a couple of pitiful pipers, And might just as well go to pot When compared to the patron of vipers: St. Parody attributed to William Maginn "The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding." Oscar Wilde, Lord Arthur Savile's Crime, 1891 Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. "There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long." Elderly Irishman on RTÉ talking about Courting in the 1940's. Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick.,"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." Jonathan Swift I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody. I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it.

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